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"Boogie Woogie": The (Porn) Director’s Cut

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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"Boogie Woogie" is a peek into the workings of the art world, with all its social climbing, manipulation, seduction, and betrayal. Yet somehow, ZOO's exclusive trailer makes it look like a softcore lesbian sex romp. Ah, the power of editing.

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Today In Oscar Nominee Nudity: Cindy Daniel In "Un Prophete"

Monday, March 8, 2010

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"Un Prophete" may not have walked away from the Academy Awards with the honor of Best Foreign Film. But who cares?

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Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: Amanda Seyfried’s Breasts

Monday, March 8, 2010

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A few months ago, we joyfully informed you that Amanda Seyfried would be ditching her clothes for her star turn in "Chloe." The French trailer offered confirmation , and now a (grainy, dark) mobile phone video offers another glimpse. "Chloe" won't be in theaters until the end of the month, so our thanks go out to whoever managed to grab this clip at an advanced screening. Sure, it's a little hard to make out all that much in the clip—but there is definitely breastage going on...and imagine how much better that breastage will look at full quality

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"Kissing On The Mouth" And Non-Stop Fucking On Camera

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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From the visionary mind who brought you (smoking hot titties in) "Alexander the Last" , comes more nitty-gritty, goofy, real people sex in "Kissing on the Mouth".

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Get A "Monkey Grip" On These Nipples

Friday, February 26, 2010

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We're not too familiar with Australian cinema, but we can appreciate any movie in which a young man's sexual repertoire includes nipple sucking with the strength of a Shop-Vac. But is that all he's doing? We assume they're having sex while this nipple takedown goes on, but we're not 100% sure

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"Welcome To The Roses" And Clemence Poesy’s Perfect Breasts

Monday, February 22, 2010

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If you recognize Clemence Poesy from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" but you don't want to admit it, that's fine. However, if you recognize Clemence Poesy's breasts from somewhere else, you better tell us.

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Jamie Lee Curtis’s Topless "Love Letters" To The World

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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In our opinion, love letters are sappy and passe. If you really want to say "I Love You," say it topless, in a tub, on the bed, or wearing high-waisted white jeans that make your ass look SO fine. We have to admit: Jamie Lee Curtis (now known as Lady Haden-Guest) was pretty damn hot at 26.

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A Bruni Sister, A Bathtub, And A Can Of Beer

Monday, February 8, 2010

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They might be able to stop Carla Bruni's nude image from floating around , but they can't stop her older sister from appearing naked on film! If you watch these clips over and over, you can pretend you're Nicolas Sarkozy from an alternate universe in which you married the slightly less babetastic sister. Sounds pretty sweet, right?

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Julie Depardieu: Like Father, (Not At All) Like Daughter

Friday, February 5, 2010

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Who'd have thought that the daughter of Gerard Depardieu could turn out so...so...so hot ? Julie Depardieu , you can lurk in our shadows any day of the week (and if you'd like to join us for coffee, that works too).

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"Little Foxes" Have A Little Fuck

Friday, February 5, 2010

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We're not criticizing them for a quick sex scene. What this lacks in length it more than makes up in passionate, boob-jiggling thrusts. Still, it does feel a bit misleading at first

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